Mad Magazine had this guy.
McDonalds’ guy once looked like this (seriously)
This one’s just bad-ass.
This one, not so much.
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But we will not be undone.
Hang on to your hats.
Keep the children close.
Mind the gap.
Because here comes the Earth-quaking, history-making, booty-shaking, love-not-war-making, 100 percent officially sanctioned by the governing board of all that is cool and essential in this and every other universe CSUDH BULLETIN MASCOT!!!!!!!!!
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OK, sure he looks a little bit like the school’s mascot and it took a serious public health crisis and the near-shuttering of this school for the next month to get him out of staff reporter Darlene Maes’ head and onto paper, or however she did it.
But he’s here. He’s ours. We love him. And you will learn to love him.
Or else.
